Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Wonders Never Cease

I read through my latest credit card statement last night and determined, to my astonishment, that I apparently did not shop at Target even once in the last month.

Actually, I think there must be some mistake on the statement, because such a departure from normal routine seems unlikely.

Or, perhaps I went into Target but didn't actually purchase anything (this does happen upon rare occasions). Too, it could be that I did buy something at Target but that I couldn't find my main credit card at the register and had to use the backup (which, incidentally, is a Target Visa, but I don't use it often).

Yes, it has to be one of those things. A month without a Target purchase, if it really did happen, probably would mean I'm dead.

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