Things They Don't Teach You in Library School

• You'll have to clean common work areas yourself. With supplies you bought.
• Obnoxious older men will talk to you at the reference desk, joking that you're a "cute clerk," but that your hair color [height, sex, etc.] has changed since yesterday.
• When you're buying those cleaning supplies, you should pick up hand sanitizer and tissues.
• Don't forget window cleaner as part of your supply arsenal. You can skip this item if you're OK looking at greasy headprints on the glass curtainwall directly in front of you.