The Other Side

Hello, readers:

We're the two little spiders who live in Auntie K's bathroom. Perhaps she is tired of her long days and lack of free time, but we're on the other side of that workaholic lifestyle, and we're all for it. In fact, our very existence depends upon K's lack of time and energy. One day, she's going to take it into her head to point the vacuum nozzle our way and that will be curtains for us.

Actually, K. hasn't worked quite as much the last few days as she was doing previously, but so far, we still seem to be in the clear. If you can think of anything that might save us from certain destruction, please let us know.

Signed,

Octavia and Arachnus