Math Error

I just realized that five into thirty is six, and not three. Glad to know that yesterday's double dose of Robitussin DM didn't do any damage.

Maybe I need to find a new fantasy career(s). Nurses and pharmacists, even fantasy ones, shouldn't be making errors like that. Or perhaps this is salvageable after all, if Lippincott will agree to include a basic arithmetic table in their next Nursing Drug Guide. Under every entry.

You Know You're an Adult When

you're sick but can't sleep, so you get up and do housework instead.

Four out of Five

"Burnout is characterized by emotional exhaustion, and negative attitudes and feelings toward one's co-workers and job role. Burnout is associated with job dissatisfaction, low commitment to the job and absenteeism."

Susan M. Wilson, "Avoid the Burn." gradPSYCH, March 2011, Vol 9, No. 2, p. 17

What?

I spent the entire work day, from the moment I hit the door, either prepping to teach a class, teaching a class, or working at the reference desk (I did eat a very tasty green banana somewhere in there).

Now, even after an hour of a bit of Internet browsing and sending Cub Scout emails, and eating some yogurt, I still feel like I've lost an entire day. I'm awarding the label "time warp" to this post.

Leave Request

Dear Boss,

I have a lot of things to do at work this afternoon. However, I respectfully request permission to leave early in order to address a real emergency.

You see, I borrowed the new Charles Todd novel at the public library two weeks ago. I didn't start reading it, however, because real life intruded (and I was depressed and busy solving crosswords). Now, the book is due today and I can't renew it because two other patrons submitted holds.

I am sure you will recognize the gravity of my situation and allow me to go home and start reading.

Thank you,

Auntie K, dedicated reader, if not a dedicated employee