Jack (4): Please give us money (holding out his pirate hat). We're having a party.
Allie (5): What kind of party?
Jack: Just a party.
Allie (with a sneer): What are you going to do at your party? Eat meat? Smoke?
Thursday, December 30, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Current Record: 1-2-4
Recently Found
One bottle of Goo Gone
Permanently(?) Lost
Two credit cards
One eyelash comb
Temporarily Lost
One ID card
One eyelash comb
One fingerless glove
Two winter hats
One bottle of Goo Gone
Permanently(?) Lost
Two credit cards
One eyelash comb
Temporarily Lost
One ID card
One eyelash comb
One fingerless glove
Two winter hats
Friday, December 10, 2010
Found!
Sitting at my desk at 2:40 pm, bemoaning the fact that a banana had done nothing to ease my hunger pangs, I remembered I had some prunes in the fridge. Turns out, I also had pizza in the fridge!
Hunger Pangs, see ya. Hello, happy tummy.
Hunger Pangs, see ya. Hello, happy tummy.
Thursday, December 09, 2010
Fill in the Blanks
It is ______ o'clock on a __________. It is _______________. I need to _____________________ but I _______________.
Instead, I would rather __________________.
Instead, I would rather __________________.
Monday, December 06, 2010
Watch Out, Rachael, or, Accomplishments
Recent Accomplishments
Made it to work on a Monday without once thinking about how I didn't want to go to work.
Almost made it through the Thanksgiving dishes (yes, I know this is disgusting).
Made a leftover turkey casserole. No recipe. All from my head. Quite tasty. If you know me, you know this is QUITE an accomplishment.
Did not eat a fast-food lunch today (baked oatmeal. yum!).
Made it to work on a Monday without once thinking about how I didn't want to go to work.
Almost made it through the Thanksgiving dishes (yes, I know this is disgusting).
Made a leftover turkey casserole. No recipe. All from my head. Quite tasty. If you know me, you know this is QUITE an accomplishment.
Did not eat a fast-food lunch today (baked oatmeal. yum!).
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