Plain as the Nose...

I've been missing my work nametag for a couple of months. Admittedly, I never searched for it with much diligence.

Today, I realized it was actually in its designated spot all along. How on earth did I not see it?!

Overkill

Pharmaceuticals, essential oils, electric blanket, noise machine--I'm determined to SLEEP tonight.

Thank You, Mr. President

I dreamed Barack Obama was delivering the mail. I knew he probably had a package for me, and wondered if I should help him out by meeting him at the box. After all, he is the President.

I woke up then, so who knows what happened next!

7 Months

Will She or Won't She?

I'm considering the unprecedented move of going to the movies tonight. Yes, you read that right: Me. Friday night. A movie.

If the world as we know it ends tonight at 7:20 pm CST, you'll know why.